A while back I purchased some Mountain Horse tall boots and I thought "Yay I'm so sophisticated now because I own tall boots and I haven't had any in seven years. I'm like a real rider now or something."
And then I went and wore them and loved them and angels sang.
And then I cleaned them.
(Because I'm not an animal and want my tack to last, obviously.)
With mink oil.
And the fucking boots have this weird grimey stain on them and have lost their shine.
So, I did what any good horse person who loves their tack would do.
I ignored it and pretended it didn't bother me.
Well, I've ridden in them several times since and now I just can't even deal anymore.
What the fuck did I do?!
Can I undo the fuckery I have done?
Please help me. I can hear the leather crying in my boot bag. We've been together through good times, bad times, and an awkward soak in the tub together.
I can't lose them!
|Special bonding moment trying to|
get these bitches to fit.